He's just not that into you

I've been trying for months to buy this book! Well that's an exaggeration...in the four times I've been to the bookstore in the past months, I've asked for this book and it's always out of stock. It must be good since people are buying it... or maybe Oprah is simply too popular in the Philipines, I don't know.

But why am I looking for it? Well... let's just say my stubborn friends would probably believe the bestseller.

Here's what I think will be inside:

• He's never the first one to contact you. For the love of god, the guy has your cell number, work number, office number, e-mail address, and ym account and yet can you count in only one hand the number of times he "kept in touch"? Oh I've heard the rationale for this one..."Maybe he's busy." I was watching tv yesterday and this very very popular guy kept on calling the girl he was courting (even though he hadn't had any sleep because he was shooting a movie) just to hear her voice...they were teasing him because he was so dead tired, he was snoring within minutes. But what the heck, he called her. Eat her space dust!
• He hasn't broken up with his girlfriend. I once met a guy who was so into my bestfriend he broke up with his girlfriend a week after meeting her and they haven't even dated yet. Oh and one more thing, my friend didn't have a phone so he'd call me and quiz me about her, every night. Talk about being interested huh?
• He doesn't acknowledge you in public. He's so nice and sweet to you over the phone, in person (and okay maybe in bed) but once you hit the spotlight... I mean when he's around other people, you are suddenly the girl with the communicable disease. He's just shy? Oh cut the crap, if he's so into you, he won't see other people. He'll be so focused on you and your every move, he'll wonder why the latent exhibitionist in him just came out now. Trust me I know what I'm talking about.

Okay fine. I could only think of three. This is why I need the book.